Show me Love
You give us shows about
by giving a guy and girl
a few weeks to choose
who they’d love to make out with.
That is not love.
Love doesn’t take a few weeks to work
unless it’s something you read or
watch in a movie.
Then you show me
the lives of celebrities.
Their marriages don’t last
as is, but when they get on television,
the process just speeds up.
You want to give me a show on
here’s how you do it.
Give me a reality show about two people
who get on each other’s nerves
every moment of the day.
Getting into arguments about work, about the house,
about life in general.
Have them ready to go nuts. If, at that point,
they still go to bed together, and they still kiss each other goodnight,
then that’s a show I would love to see on the air.