A Very Serious Question
They say when you go you’re allowed one question
when you go to the gates of Saint Peter.
Whether or not that’s true
I’ll try finding a way to let you know when I go.
But when I do I already know what I will ask.
It’s a very simple question but very important.
I’ve seen many films that show a version of Heaven
and they’re all different but with one common denominator.
Because of that I know what question I will ask.
It’s not going to be,
Why were I there and what was the meaning?
It’s over with so what’s the point of asking anyway.
My question will be something that will affect me
for all of eternity and will be guarantee my happiness.
When I go up to Saint Peter and I’m allowed a question
I will ask.
Where are all the toilets?
Seriously, over 20 films and
20 versions of Heaven and I’ve never
seen anyone having to go to the bathroom.
Maybe that explains the fact that when we go
we have one more bowel movement.
Do our digestive systems not work in Heaven?
People can eat the best food and drink the finest wines
but does nobody really have to go number 1 or 2?
Do we use a cloud?
Is there a cloud for everyone or are they public?
Come to think of it, is there toilet paper available?
Or do we use a piece of the cumulous?
I apologize if this seems awkward or uncomfortable
but I would just like to know that for my own sake
because only in Hell
you’re spending eternity without relief.